Testing dumb jokes

Discussion in 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' started by SCARED, Mar 12, 2022.

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  1. SCARED

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    What the f**k is this?
     
  4. ColtMrFire

    ColtMrFire Writes better fan fics than you

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    Measurements of your penis? If so I expect miniscule results.
     
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    It'll be a rainy day in hell before I click on those links.
     
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    And here I was thinking you were working on an actual review. Keep this up and I'll be strapping a Utopia playing at 120dBA to your head ;)
     
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    SCARED is from the ETA headphones Discord - he's just a kid. This was obviously meant as a joke but even though there's a lot of shitposting in a few of our channels, it was tone-deaf for him to bleed that vibe over to here where there the culture is different and nobody knows who he is.

    Personally I think there is merit to fake reviews as tools for insight into what's 'between the lines', but the nuance was wholly lacking here unlike one of my favorite posts, from @BenjaminBore .

    I think SCARED actually does want to be able to write real reviews for actual gear but with little experience he probably felt intimidated so resorted to a joke which is a bit off-key for a first post and thread starter obviously.

    Anyway, there's your context. Hope he's learned something about public vs private forums and community cultures. Carry on...
     
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    Azimuth FKA rtaylor76, Friend

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    He is an ETA Discord member wanting to post a review. He’s trying to figure out SBAF. C’mon guys.
     
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    I assumed this was a random spammer.
     
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    Just because someone is from a Discord channel doesn't mean go nice on him. It appeared that he didn't read this and thus deserved the ban hammer IMO.

    Handholding is not a way to learn IMO. But I am also a hardass so there you go. Aka I'm too mean.
     
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    zerodeefex SBAF's Imelda Marcos

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    lifted ban because I have no idea who the hell this is. This just looked like random spam.
     
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    Yes but grilled or skillet fried? Also spam with a sugar glaze is one of my kid sisters' faves cuz they thankfully still have the metabolism for that. It's a bit much but... yeah no it's a lot.

    Vouching for Scared as a nice person, but yeah when he was asking about how to write a review over in Discord I thought it would be actual impressions and not something I'd have done in high school. Oh wait... need to watch the peepeepoopoo jokes now.
     
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    I mean, this joke was bad enough that I though it was just random spam.
     
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    Next time: trust us!

    And don't mess up the forum with, errm... mess.
     
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    Next time is on him.
     
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    May I suggest How to Win Friends and Influence People have a sub-thread created called Shitpost Alley and this be moved to that location.
     
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    No, because I’ll be tempted to post my topless pics.
     
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    This is a serious threat, I've seen those.
     
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    Of course it'd come with a NSFW warning.
     
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    Probably not needed. If he's hairy enough technically all Chewbacca pics are topless pics.
     
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