Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Philimon, Apr 26, 2023.
Of course I do. Im American
Funny coincidence, I was actually researching toilet specifications for a construction project recently. Anyhow, for educational purposes: https://map-testing.com/performance-toilets-testing/
Toilet snorkel anyone?
Apparently it was invented to enable breathing in hotels in the event of a fire. Gives access to "fresh" air while awaiting the arrival of a fire rescue crew. Could be a useful device to have while participating in this thread, although you might have bad breath for a while.
Wow there is a thread. Must have missed that one, thanks!
My bidet seat is the best purchase I made during the whole covid lockdown worldwide stampede through anything with which you could wipe your ass.
I'm not gonna post a direct link, but this post specifically, and this thread generally conjures the GIF of the chimpanzee drinking his own urine. https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=monkey+drinks+his+own+pee
That’s the spirit! Guysmiley’sMonkey shitposting avatar and a monkey drinking its own urine are the visual embodiment of this thread. If we can direct some percentage of sbaf’s troll posts and unfettered thoughts to here then the thread will be useful.
I suppose I'm going to get limited to this thread only now.
Would you rather never ever have to poop OR would you rather never ever get sick?
Fittingly my dog has diarrhea this week.
Praying hands emoji for @DigMe
Sorry to hear. Poor puppy.
i feel so bad for her. I’ve been sleeping on the couch by her kennel because she’ll start whimpering when she has to go.
Every dog has its day.
And its diarrhoea week.
But what about when you have to go?
I don’t whimper, I let out a primal scream while sitting on the toilet. Luckily the neighbors have only called the police once (so far).
That's enough to scare any dog.
Grew up with a golden retriever who never managed to come to terms with farting. There would be this shrill noise: she would jump up and stare at her backside, *WTF was that?*
I love making Hindu Music on the toilet after eating hot curry from the local Indian joint. I can feel the burn coming out of my anus like ecstasy. Guarantee to also destroy toilets.
The toilet theme was supposed to be metaphorical. lol
I would choose never poo again. I get sick for like a week once a year but I poop every day - now thats sick. Imagine the increase in time savings and quality of life by never having to worry about pooping. Ill still get sick for a week once a year but I wont have diarrhea. And who wants to live forever? I dont want to be not sick but have dementia and wearing a diaper.
We already know that the toilet tank is a valuable source of fresh water should such a thing become really scarce for some reason. I'd never ever considered the vent stack could be a source of air should that become scarce, but it is still good to know. One of those bits of wisdom you hope you never, ever have to use, but are still better knowing than not.
I dont eat super hot curry any more… not worth it.
@Thad E Ginathom What’s the toilet situation currently in India? Genuinely curious since Ive heard stories but they are dated.
Oof. The toilet snorkel. I think Id rather prepare a parachute or climbing gear if I lived in a high-rise. Couldnt you just snorkel thru a window?
want to know if any of these are actually good or not as well…
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