FFS, don't open it! We know what will happen!!
When I first read your post I was thinking, "An ass sarcophagus? Weird."
I just don't want a Tom Cruise sequel...
It's cool @Elnrik, they X-ray antiquities nowadays to kill the undead.
Well there used to be this guy, a general apparently from Macedonia and he was pretty good at conquering. What was his name again?
A big, (comma) ass sarcophagus?
Thank you @fraggler . I'm going to be laughing for an hour :)
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