Comments on Profile Post by purr1n

  1. YMO
    YMO
    Does it sing nothing but love songs?
    Mar 10, 2020
  2. purr1n
    purr1n
    No sing, but nothing sticks with the CeFiONtect coating, just like Slick Willy and Teflon Bill.
    Mar 10, 2020
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  3. gaspasser
    gaspasser
    Will this be another SBAF review with a picture of poo in it?
    Mar 10, 2020
    tommytakis, Lyander, YMO and 2 others like this.
  4. Riotvan
    Riotvan
    Looking forward to the... ehm stream of consciousness.
    Mar 10, 2020
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  5. JK47
    JK47
    Mar 10, 2020
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  6. zerodeefex
    zerodeefex
    OH SHIT! $200? I should have invested.
    Mar 10, 2020
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  7. insidious meme
    insidious meme
    No toilet paper? No problem!
    Mar 10, 2020
  8. netforce
    netforce
    Wonder if Amazon would honor a 30 day return on a bidet.
    Mar 10, 2020
  9. YMO
    YMO
    I dunno. My friends all are saying that I should get a bidet, since I poop a lot. I dunno how I feel about water up my butt.
    Mar 10, 2020
  10. zerodeefex
    zerodeefex
    @YMO how bad is your sphincter control that you're worried about water going up your butt? Is it going to just propel itself up there to reach your lower intestine? Hot dog down a hallway?
    Mar 10, 2020
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  11. JK47
    JK47
    @YMO I'll have a great write up tomorrow about my ToTo.
    Mar 10, 2020
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  12. YMO
    YMO
    I'm more worried about popping water. Then again, I'm weird. I think half the things I say is a much of gibberish. @JK47 tell me more......
    Mar 10, 2020
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  13. JK47
    JK47
    I have utilized the washlet/bidet for almost 20 years during my travels to Japan. I didn't realize they came down so much in price, but do they ever work well...
    Mar 10, 2020
  14. Hands
    Hands
    I don't really care for the really basic, cheap bidet seat attachments you can get off Amazon.

    For one, the water pressure dial is super touchy. It's either mild stream that doesn't clean quite well enough or a water knife that may just cut your butthole open.
    Mar 10, 2020
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  15. Hands
    Hands
    Even then, there's still poop left over. It's like how you still have to get in there with a towel after pressure washing your car, because a pressure washer alone still won't get everything in the same manner.

    Are the fancier models, like Toto offers, better in this regard? I can only imagine so.
    Mar 10, 2020
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  16. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    Hand spray works for me. But the water is "cold" which means ambient temperature, which is always going to be comfortable here in the tropics.

    Wouldn't much like a jet of London-winter-cold water in the arse.
    Mar 11, 2020
  17. zerodeefex
    zerodeefex
    @Hands Toto's are legit with regard to regulation of spray. Also most of the ones I've used have heated seats and nice regulation of water temperature as well.
    Mar 11, 2020
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  18. Hands
    Hands
    I'm thinking about starting a scientific review site for bidets. Trying to conceptualize testing methodology.

    10 seconds of spray without discomfort, one moderately strong wipe, and take a picture of the toilet paper results? Thoughts?
    Mar 11, 2020
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  19. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    ^ SINAD = Shit I Need A Dryer.
    Mar 11, 2020
  20. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    " I Need A Dryer"

    That's what underpants are for!
    Mar 12, 2020