Does it sing nothing but love songs?
No sing, but nothing sticks with the CeFiONtect coating, just like Slick Willy and Teflon Bill.
Will this be another SBAF review with a picture of poo in it?
Looking forward to the... ehm stream of consciousness.
$200 on sale at amazon yesterday. Cheapest Jet stream butt wash I could find from a reputable company. https://www.totousa.com/washlet-a100-elongated
OH SHIT! $200? I should have invested.
No toilet paper? No problem!
Wonder if Amazon would honor a 30 day return on a bidet.
I dunno. My friends all are saying that I should get a bidet, since I poop a lot. I dunno how I feel about water up my butt.
@YMO how bad is your sphincter control that you're worried about water going up your butt? Is it going to just propel itself up there to reach your lower intestine? Hot dog down a hallway?
@YMO I'll have a great write up tomorrow about my ToTo.
I'm more worried about popping water. Then again, I'm weird. I think half the things I say is a much of gibberish. @JK47 tell me more......
I have utilized the washlet/bidet for almost 20 years during my travels to Japan. I didn't realize they came down so much in price, but do they ever work well...
I don't really care for the really basic, cheap bidet seat attachments you can get off Amazon.
For one, the water pressure dial is super touchy. It's either mild stream that doesn't clean quite well enough or a water knife that may just cut your butthole open.
Even then, there's still poop left over. It's like how you still have to get in there with a towel after pressure washing your car, because a pressure washer alone still won't get everything in the same manner.
Are the fancier models, like Toto offers, better in this regard? I can only imagine so.
Hand spray works for me. But the water is "cold" which means ambient temperature, which is always going to be comfortable here in the tropics.
Wouldn't much like a jet of London-winter-cold water in the arse.
@Hands Toto's are legit with regard to regulation of spray. Also most of the ones I've used have heated seats and nice regulation of water temperature as well.
I'm thinking about starting a scientific review site for bidets. Trying to conceptualize testing methodology.
10 seconds of spray without discomfort, one moderately strong wipe, and take a picture of the toilet paper results? Thoughts?
^ SINAD = Shit I Need A Dryer.
" I Need A Dryer"
That's what underpants are for!
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