Comments on Profile Post by yotacowboy

  1. Ksorota
    Ksorota
    No x 500. ;)
    Feb 21, 2024
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  2. JK47
    JK47
    Only if the hotdog is cut in half, each half split lengthwise, then put between two flat pieces of bread
    Feb 21, 2024
  3. ChaChaRealSmooth
    ChaChaRealSmooth
    I don't know, let me feed both to my dog Teddy and ask for his opinion
    Feb 21, 2024
  4. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    Well, a submarine is apparently a sandwich. A hot dog is just a sub with different fillings, so I'd say yes. Obviously a burger is a sandwich as well. Now a donair or a shawarma I don't think would qualify, but I feel this could be part of the next great culture war in any case.
    Feb 21, 2024
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  5. rlow
    rlow
    Now I’m hungry…
    Feb 21, 2024
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  6. Cspirou
    Cspirou
    If a hot dog is a sandwich, than so is a taco
    Feb 22, 2024
  7. roshambo123
    roshambo123
    A sausage or hotdog can be made without bread but not a hoagie or cheesesteak. Unless bread is fundamental it's not a sandwich.
    Feb 22, 2024
  8. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    scenario: I want a ham and cheese croissant. I go to the fridge and grab ham, gruyere, and dijon mustard. I then open my pantry only to find I am out of croissants. I improvise by placing the gruyere slice between two ham slices and add a smear of mustard. I take a bite of the contraption and am satisfied, but not enthralled. Confused, I exclaim, "Is this, or is this not a sandwich???"
    Feb 22, 2024
  9. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    Also, what to make of lobster rolls??? Sandwich, hoagie, or other? What trait of a roll is, well, rolled? If I take a lobster roll and remove the lobster salad, and replace it with a hot dog, has the sandwich essence of the lobster-roll-as-sandwich been compromised?
    Feb 22, 2024
  10. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    Lastly, if I wrap a hotdog in Pillsburry Grands Crescent Rolls and bake it in the oven, is it still a hotdog? Or have I transcended to uber/ultimate-pigs-in-blankets??
    Feb 22, 2024
  11. Claritas
    Claritas
    This is a matter of convention. Neither hot dogs nor burgers are sandwiches. A sandwich is made with slices of bread or with a club roll (or something similar: baguette, ciabatta, &c.). As enjoyed by my favorite “Twin Peaks” characters: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N6A7VXqveC8
    Feb 22, 2024
  12. Ksorota
    Ksorota
    Using a similar convention as a lobster roll (not a sandwich) maybe we need to give a hotdog in a roll a new name. Though it is assumed it will be in a roll, it’s not required. So depending on the hotdog protein we could have a pork tube roll, a beef tube roll, or a pork/beef tube roll!

    To add some clarity to the discussion. Your ham/gruyere/mustard contrsption is just a snack in my book. :)
    Feb 22, 2024
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  13. rlow
    rlow
    It’s only a sandwich, if you BELIEVE it’s a sandwich.
    Feb 22, 2024
  14. Tchoupitoulas
    Tchoupitoulas
    "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches. They're bread with toppings. Hot dogs are open faced.
    Feb 22, 2024
  15. joch
    joch
    A hotdog is a hotdog.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  16. Slade01
    Slade01
    I'm with @JK47 and @Tchoupitoulas - The key is the bread. It's gotta be two separate pieces. Hot Dog buns is technically one piece of bread if still joined. Sandwich = 2 pieces of bread. The Bun is just 1 piece, creative cut down the middle but still joined. Hot Dog is not a sandwich!
    Feb 22, 2024
  17. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    I think a taco is more like a shawarma or gyros, but a hoagie is a sandwich, isn't it? It's basically a sub. I'd say a lobster roll qualifies too, but I did not expect such strongly held opinions LOL. A pig in a blanket of course is neither a hot dog nor a sandwich, and the ham without bread is just charcuterie.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  18. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    Now one of my favorite sandwiches is the Monte Cristo, but it begs the question, is French toast really toast?
    Feb 22, 2024
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  19. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    according to the menu of the cafe in my building, French toast is "fresh fried eggy bread" (i'm not making this up!)
    Feb 22, 2024
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  20. crenca
    crenca
    If mustard is involved it's a sandwich, unless egg is also involved - then it is a salad.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  21. Cspirou
    Cspirou
    my list based on feeling (yes/no)

    hot dog-no
    burger-yes
    italian hoagie-yes
    philly cheese-yes
    lobster roll-yes
    taco-no
    croque monsieur-yes
    shwarma/gyro-yes
    burrito-no
    sushi roll-no
    crepe-no
    bao-no
    McMuffin-no
    bagel lox-yes
    Feb 22, 2024
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  22. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    @crenca I like a dash of mustard in my egg salad, er, sandwiches.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  23. Kernel Kurtz
    Kernel Kurtz
    @Cspirou how can a burger be a sandwich but not a McMuffin? This is all becoming too subjective. We need Amir to weigh in with some actual measurements.
    Feb 22, 2024
  24. zottel
    zottel
    I read “SBAF: A hotdog or a sandwich?”, which I understood as the question which food SBAF was. And was mildly confused.
    Feb 22, 2024
  25. Biodegraded
    Biodegraded
    Measurements, yes! The key one will be aspect ratio; anything above a certain height/length spec will not meet the definition imposed by Appetizing Sandwich Reviews, even if constructed from 2 small slices of bread either side of a really really thick filling.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  26. rlow
    rlow
    This thread is too pseudo-intellectual for me. I’m out.
    Feb 22, 2024
  27. roshambo123
    roshambo123
    I think he was joking
    Feb 22, 2024
  28. rlow
    rlow
    So was I ;-)
    Feb 22, 2024
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  29. yotacowboy
    yotacowboy
    re: montecristo, croque madame/monsieur, hot brown, etc. How is this a different concept than a chili dog? I'm starting to believe I may need to form some kind of "hot dogs are sandwiches, too!" advocacy group.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  30. Cspirou
    Cspirou
    Feb 22, 2024
  31. Cspirou
    Cspirou
    If there’s a hill I’m going to die on it’s that a patty melt is not a simply a cheeseburger with toasted sandwich bread. It’s closer to a grilled cheese where the sandwich is assembled while it’s on the pan.
    Feb 22, 2024
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  32. Thad E Ginathom
    Thad E Ginathom
    It's all just roll play.
    Feb 24, 2024