YMO

Buy me a bed @Gazny

Whadja get? I bought a new one last year from The Original Mattress Factory, the Regency Sapphire Hybrid. It gets the job done, even considering my aging back and a broken collarbone in 2017 (by my trashy neighbors' Mexican-American drug dealer, who promptly fled to Mexico). It edged out for comfort the Beautyrest PressureSmart Plush, which costs twice as much.

A Consolidated Bedding St Kitts Pillowtop.

I like the new title, very fitting

Gotta make sure all the little bits are still attached!

For some its the fingers, others its the feet. The stuff protruding gets taken away first .. and still men take cold better than women.

Had to name you after a rapper.

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Floridaman (TM) Lite

Across globe

Not in CA, cuz they all moved to TX and FL

@JK47 make room for me in your bed room.

https://i.imgur.com/HQlrCrM.jpg

The 2/64 is distasteful. There, I said it.

The whole bottle? Better be ready to catch her when she jumps or things could go sideways.

sometimes my ears ring and the room starts to spin, that is when I know to wrap it up

Maybe YMO's GF likes it sideways!

In my 20s, I had a girlfriend who wanted to call me "Daddy." I said no, thanks. And, yeah, she liked to suck her thumb (amongst other things).

Don't preach, I'm in trouble - deep.

I was wondering what comment would eventually trigger the ban hammer.

Oh, come, come. #FreeYMO

nah he deserved it and then some. throwing insults like 'autism' and 'sexless virgins' is just so teenager-on-discord-like, tasteless, and un-sbaf

That might lead to excessive blood loss.

If I keep it up @roughroad with the spicy food that could happen with my stool.

On this subject, someone one youtube wrote, "Real men use gasoline."

Neither does Magni +, because current feedback sucks.

New UY is more similar in tone as the manga but they rush the stories a bit. However, like the earlier OG UY episodes we get two 15-min episodes with stories from the manga. I like the new UY, but just watch and find out if it works for ya.

Oh nice, glad they kept the OG formatting cuz the sitcom aspect was pretty important to it haha. Haven't actually read the manga I think, but that'd be interesting then to compare to the older anime.

NG UY is closer to manga on humor timing, at the cost of condensing the story (OG UY Oyuki story has more to it than NG UY on same story). As a major fan of the manga NG UY is closer to the manga on certain items, but different enough that it isn't a 1:1.

The power of the poo

But does it ever sing and fight back?... https://youtu.be/W0yCQDQijV4?t=151

Reminds of the immensely important song “Licht” by German rapper Pavlidis on his album Indentitetris. It’s about an enlightened person who poops light.
Some quotes: “Ich habe Licht gekackt” (“I pooped light”). “Irgendwie schön” (“Kinda nice, actually.”). “Ich pinkel Dir ein Laserschwert” (“I’ll piss a lightsaber for you.”)

And...enjoy your naps!!!

...and your poops, taking my first one right now. On to the second celebration of stealing land from the original inhabitants.

Onanism and lettuce?

Hold the vinegar: it stings.

I got my PeePee and now I need my DooDoo

Flawless ordering / payment system at Nitsch!

Whew that overseas shipping cost though

Have they finally written a second joke?

I knew it, I just destroyed my local Pho restaurant’s toilet. Will YMO will stop being a ten year old? Nah

I'm sure you were quite satisfied with yourself. Hope you made a clean (sic) getaway.

If you are the master, then you will find a way to make this happen.

Are you the Keymaster?
https://youtu.be/tW1ijfPwmCc

bator

Not the key master, the food master.