YMO

Smear whip, poppy gun, garlic bomb, salt sword, holy black coffee poison.

Toasted bialy with fresh nova FTW! But good luck finding that in Dixie. So… I’ll have a salt bagel, extra schmeer, cut in quarters.

So you have the power to... cream cheese yourself on demand?

The main advantage of my old VHS collection is lining up the spines to make a picture. Like my 80s Astro Boy set.

Nostalgia—like the notion of progress—is something to be approached with caution. The owner is right that people miss, “Having something to hold, something to own.” But it’s obvious that for some of these people, having some*thing* to hold is a pitiable substitute for having some*one* to hold.

Turntables are wonderful: in terms of combining mechanics and electrics, reel-to-reel leaves them standing. Wonderful, beauteous machines. I guess (it was a long time ago) they should be (potentially) superior in sound quality too.

Didn’t Larry Craig find multiple dates in the bathroom?

Jenny Craig?

Trump? Ah, no - that was the fitting room.

Lets improve the lyrics my salad tossing friends!

Yay! Tossers all, let's toss it

You need more Devo in your lives.

@Slade01 will be my first mate with the photoshop skills arrrrr

Lol. That was fun! An improvement for sure. Arrrrrr.

Looking good @YMO !

Finally, fun and learning

Epic

https://www.superbestaudiofriends.org/index.php?threads/asr-member-takes-offense-at-real-science-also-cries.14096/page-4#post-423052

Maybe Chief Fun Admiral, sticking with the nautical theme

Too easy, but needs a funnier avatar that’s better than that other site

Do they make anything with caraway?

Don’t think so

Boo!

That’s the crack talking

That’s the crack talking

Sometimes? How about always.

I just drank 2 half beers, in this case 1+1 does not equal 2

you forgot the comma after drunk

After drunk bitch comes the brunk ditch.

But wait, you're in Florida? Crocodiles in the ditches?

Yes yes @YMO, we get that you wanted to join the JAR-head clan

Thank you!!

All part of the master plan for his sw51

You're mostly clean and your innards work. Sounds like a win to me.

Save time—poop in the shower.

Get a bidet and your ass will never be without a shower.

Might be a platypus.

Or in your bathtub

https://youtu.be/_nPTBQ4668Y?si=rwquoaoVr5c4X42m

She wants to cut all his hair off, which will take all his strength away, like what happened to some guy in the bible. Samson, I think.

OMG I've suddenly been earwormed by a Tom Jones song.

I am strong man with liquor when I come to a SBAF bedroom at night

Why, why, why, Delilah?

To who?

Send me your address and find out. Also you know personally know soon enough.

LOL, surprise for the MM1 buyer

No Bidets right now, unless we have a Bidet party at @JK47 house after eating up all the Korean BBQ and make it super spicy and then wait eight hours.

See comment soooooon

https://www.tiktok.com/@hotelartthief/video/7245287333451566382

Wait?... ah, got it: you guys are talking about cheques!

@Thad E Ginathom we spell them with a q here in Canada too, but I figured I'd stick with the OP's spelling so as to not confuse anyone :-)

I wrote my deposit for my house on my 200th cheque and the last one of my chequebook. Seemed fitting.

@YMO , so The Fountainhead instead of The Wall? :)

Working through trauma =/= crybaby. You don’t have to like the albums but their contents are all significant issues that couldn’t be further from “crybaby” concerns. The loss of a parent as a young child, abuse by authority figures, the horrors of war, the ways these things strip us of our humanity.

Much of the western music that I love was inspired by drugs.

Jerry Garcia talked of Aoxamoxoa ( or Anthem of the sun?) as being flawed: "we mixed it for the trips."

All I can say is "Too right Jerry, and Well Done!"