YMO

Good porn is good porn

You doing a diet plan, or just eating better and exercise, or just exercise? I've been doing IF for 4ish months to make weight for a boxing match, the first 20lbs went quick, the last 4 have been painfully slow.

@bobboxbody cal deficient and work out with heavy cal counting.

@Armaegis "get a schlong with the word ENTITLEMENT engraved on the sides?"

That's not something one should f**k around with.

On the contrary, that is *precisely* what it is for. Make the words embossed for your pleasure.

@Thad E Ginathom When I was at university, there was a bronze bust of one of the school's greatest living benefactor; the base of it was inscribed "S.S.'s Endowment." A friend of ours said (in all seriousness) that if he had a lot of money, he'd make a *much* larger donation on the condition that the university would display a bronze cast of his cock with the words "P.J.K.'s Endowment."

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mr. Falcon!

For Canada, Strange Brew: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Brew

DAD! Bob broke your beer!!

@JK47 I know......but still everyone gets a hard on when everyone dies from Arnie unlimited bullets. Who cares about Milano being annoying...we see the film for real men action.

Bullets, pfffffhhhhhh. Circular saw blades!!

Head wasn’t cut by the neck @JK47. Anyway, watching Commando cures peoples inner virginity.

I need a statute of me wearing white undies next to @penguins and @ChaChaRealSmooth (I'm the bigger one of course, the other two are smaller).

I think you are confusing statues with statutes!

ymo: +1 floridaman point

Sounds about right, finally some beer goggles

It is getting closer https://youtu.be/Fg_cwI1Xj4M

I think the developers of Superhot VR had it right in the end of the game now. You know what to do.

Full body wax after ?

Only if you let me sleep over at your house.

Dunno what that is

German guy, performed operatic/theatrical rock with bombast, cool kitsch and an uncanny valley-like strangeness. He was a big Inspo on Bowie, if only in his avant garde stage fashion.

"Clothes don't make you look fat. Fat makes you look fat."—Hal Rubenstein. Yes, but clothes can make fat look worse. E.g.,the wrong size or cut. I only wear clothes that are both comfortable and socially acceptable. Think L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer. My wife says it's called "normcore," but the idea itself is funny.

My closet has a stack of what I call my "shame pants" that I used to fit into but don't anymore...

New pic of @YMO’s house just dropped https://i.imgur.com/c7OiFV7.jpg

Absolutely. I mean, they don't pay you enough anyway, right? Let the bastards pay for the toilet paper. And take a 15-minute nap while you're there.

https://youtu.be/KIXz_vzROrw?t=60

When I was in college, the school used really cheap, thin, one-ply toilet paper. And a friend, who had grown up under *Communist rule* in Minsk complained, "This toilet paper isn't fit to wipe my ass!"

Keep on rolling, Riverboat Queen

Loved her energy. Shame.

https://youtu.be/tXIzp0ok24I Pouring one out tonight.

Used to joke everyone gets an ultralight jacket when you get off the plane at SFO. Well, it is not too far from true...keep an eye out at airports: https://www.apparelnews.net/news/2018/aug/01/forget-candy-bars-heres-uniqlos-vending-machines/

@purr1n you start, since half my UT tees are virgin land with animu references.

My wife tried to get me on the Uniqlo train a while ago, I like Everlane better personally, similar vibe w/o the anime influence, worth checking out.

<ROFL>

what if I've found the one

Cycling > gear cycling.

The poor sod needs to spend a whole Saturday in the kitchen with my banker's Mexican wife yelling instructions alternately in English and in Spanish. And then go read Kipling's "If—" https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46473/if---

Nice poem by Kipling, something to aspire to.

I prefer....

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs;
You probably have not fully understood the situation.

:)

@yotacowboy What's the cheap Canadian whiskey? Pendleton?

@JK47 https://youtu.be/tkXNEmtf9tk

At least she doesn’t have a mustache like the Amazon girl

The sauce is the most important part of the chain, right?

Gravy

The answer is in the grey V

Shirts vs the Blouses?

@Pancakes

I stopped drinking in 2016. A lifetime ago.

Victoria’s Secret catalog demand skyrocketing all over Utah now

... is that what was in the link. I just kept getting a blank page so had no idea rofl. Yay for Philippine censorship

Wow, me as a Chinese guy have been using VPN for porns (and of course many other things) for years, now US is following up. What's the saying here in China? "Another win for China"!